This is my pathetic attempt to do in kind.
2000
Warner Bros
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Despite every terrible thing that this album represents, not least among them, the rise of nu-metal in the American consciousness, it is an undeniable landmark on the long road of this decade. Though I was but a wee lad when it was released, songs like "In The End" will always take me back to a simpler time, that pre-9/11 era when life's biggest problems consisted of teenage angst and loneliness. Spawning massive singles like "One Step Closer" and "Crawling", Hybrid Theory stands out from the KoRns, Bizkits, and Roaches, clearly the high-water mark of an otherwise forgettable genre.
99. The Second Stage Turbine Blade - Coheed and Cambria
2002
Equal Vision
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Released on Albany's own Equal Vision record label, The Second Stage Turbine blade introduced the country to the lilting, gender-defying falsetto of Claudio Sanchez, with the catchy "Devil In Jersey City" and the impossibly high "Everything Evil". A remarkable trade-off between post-hardcore and progressive rock, this album paved the way for the band's future crossover success (not to mention introducing the five-part saga of Coheed and his wife Cambria).
98. Gorillaz - Gorillaz
2001
Parlophone
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Any album that can increase public awareness of Del tha Funkee Homosapien is alright in my book.
97. Toxicity - System of a Down
2001
American
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Get off my case - for what it is, it's a great fuckin' time.
96. Take This To Your Grave - Fall Out Boy
2003
Fueled By Ramen
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Before they were going down with Sugar, dating Ashlee Simpson, or panicking at discos, Fall Out Boy crafted an essential album firmly planted in that post-emo craze.
95. The Illusion of Safety - Thrice
2002
Sub City
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Now content to gaze at their shoes, Thrice is unrecognizable as a band who cut their teeth on post-hardcore. From brutal opener "Kill Me Quickly", to early anchor "Deadbolt", all the way through to the epic finale of "The Beltsville Crucible", The Illusion of Safety stands as a milestone of 2000-era California punk.
94. Of Latitude and Longitude - Axiotronic
2009
Electronic Eel Records
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So much electronic music is conceived as little more than a means to some separate end. It's a shame, yes, but it's also a reality: house is for dancing, trance is for getting fucked up, electro is for nostalgia, etc. This current state of affairs makes Axiotronic's latest release all the more refreshing; Of Latitude and Longitude is presented as electronica, wholly undanceable, produced for its own sake. Unfortunately, this purity of intent will, in all likelihood, preclude the album from ever attaining a wide audience - if it isn't spun in the club, most in the community won't take notice. Michael Spinka's Axiotronic project might prove to be Philadelphia's best kept secret...(From my original review)
93. Uphill City - I Am Robot And Proud
2008
Darla
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Beautiful electronica; see above.
92. In Rainbows - Radiohead
2007
The fact that a song like "15 Step", from an album that was released in a truly independent fashion during an age of label omnipresence, could end up in the credits of a blockbuster like Twilight says more about this release - and this band - than I ever could. I've warmed up to the disc considerably since its release, with songs like "Nude" standing tall alongside the likes of "Karma Police" and "Everything In Its Right Place" as some of Radiohead's best.
91. Feed The Animals - Girl Talk
2008
Illegal Art
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Released under the same model as In Rainbows above, Girl Talk scored another massive hit with Feed The Animals. Be sure to read Chris Sanders' original review.
90. Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd - Pink Floyd
2001
EMI
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Compilations and retrospectives are a tricky breed, but Echoes wears it well. Capturing the best of Pink Floyd from the earliest days of Syd Barrett all the way through 1994's Division Bell, these are two discs that are, in short, essential.
89. At the Speed of Light or Day - Volta Do Mar
2001
Arborvitae
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Volta do Mar n. - from the Portuguese sailing technique meaning "turn of the sea", (not to be confused with The Mars Volta), known for a chaotic blend of free jazz, math rock, and prog that is quite unlike any other; Related terms: sonic maelstrom, Jaga Jazzist, good
88. Legend of the Liquid Sword - GZA
2002
MCA
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87. Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? - Of Montreal
2007
Polyvinyl
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Having listened to this album since it leaked in 2006, by the time it was released I was already waiting for Of Montreal to release a follow up. Chronicling a rocky relationship and extended bouts of depression, this is a surprisingly heavy album for a band whose frontman is known for naked, cross-dressing, cabaret-style live performances.
86. United Nations - United Nations
2008
Eyeball
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Please, Glassjaw. Release another fucking album already.
85. Manners - Passion Pit
2009
Frenchkiss
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Michael Angelakos' helium whip-it delivery is not for everyone, which makes Manners' crossover that much more surprising. John Mayer loves "Moth's Wings", "Sleepyhead" is on a smartphone commercial, and everybody and their mother has a remix of "Little Secrets".
Every day is full of surprises, I guess.
84. How The West Was Won - Led Zeppelin
2003
Atlantic
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Briefly, the best live album ever released.
83. Trainwreck - Boys Night Out
2005
Ferret
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Again, briefly, my favorite concept album since In The Aeroplane Over The Sea.
82. Intimacy - Bloc Party
2008
Vice Records
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This is a captivating record that successfully blends sampled beats, lush orchestration, a baroque sensibility, and straight-up rock, to form a concoction that is a radical departure from their too-weird-for-its-own-good A Weekend In The City. As such, Intimacy is more of a return to form than anything, really.
There is no doubt in my mind. Bloc Party is back...(From my original review)
81. Power - Boys Noize
2009
Boysnoize
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Although not as immediately accessible (or danceable) as 2007's Oi Oi Oi, Alexander Ridha's sophomore long player succeeds in its own right, breaking free from the confinement of a "dance album". It is more akin to an aural journey from the highest extolls of glee to the darkest, most troubled angst. "Gax" is the opener of the year and the closing beat of "Heart Attack" blends bleeding synths with an almost sub-sonic churn that conjures images of a dying blue whale sputtering its last breath.
Boys Noize certainly outdid himself here.
80. The Big Picture - Big L
2000
EMI
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This might be one of the best posthumously released rap albums of all time - Life After Death notwithstanding.
79. Tha Carter II - Lil' Wayne
2005
Cash Money
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For well over an hour, Lil' Wayne almost manages to keep a straight face, which by itself warrants inclusion in my book.
78. Broken Social Scene - Broken Social Scene
2005
Arts & Crafts
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Although not as transcendent as its predecessor You Forgot It In People, the Toronto collective is in top form on this self-titled LP. The time signature which lends its name to "7/4 (Shoreline)" gives the track a feeling of being "off" and spot-on all at once, "It's All Gonna Break" is jaw-dropping, and the album's centerpiece "Superconnected" is a six minute time capsule, demonstrating the power and beauty of Canadian indie rock, capturing lighting in a bottle.
77. Hurtbreak Wonderland - World's End Girlfriend
2007
Human Highway
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Most only know Katsuhiko Maeda for his split release with post-rock giants Mono. However, World's End Girlfriend's solo material is even better. A haunting mix of electronica and classical, Hurtbreak Wonderland is a rollercoaster ride through mania, terror, and, well, wonder, quite unlike anything else you'll ever hear.
76. To The 5 Boroughs - Beastie Boys
2004
Capitol
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Brent DiCrescenzo put it too eloquently to ever taint.